Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
it was like eating out sand paper
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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