I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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