is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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