i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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