i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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