Ketchup is God's man juice
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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