census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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