Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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