Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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