Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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