Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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