Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
