if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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