she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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