do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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