Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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