so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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