So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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