help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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