Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I've blown a few things in my day
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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