Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Sober January is a disaster.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
