: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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