I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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