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(405): View more from Oklahoma

And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.

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(408): View more from California

Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.

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(541): View more from Oregon

No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?

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Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate

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(479): View more from Arkansas

These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom

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(210): View more from Texas

God gave you your own nipples for a reason.

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