I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize
