with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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