ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
