Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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