Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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