She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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