I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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