i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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