Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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