I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
third nipple confirmed
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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