I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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