he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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