Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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