she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
love makes seman taste better
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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