I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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