I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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