I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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