she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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