I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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