Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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