If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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