Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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