fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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