Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
