i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
So many bounce houses so little time
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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