If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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