"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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