I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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