Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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