Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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