Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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