Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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