I cockslap morals
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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